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By Alan B. Gibson, Editor
Life is full of adventures - some good, some bad, some minor and some
major, but adventures, nonetheless.
What started out this past weekend as a harmless "joke" with a couple of
friends, ended up being a day-long adventure that had a little of
everything needed to make it one of the most fun-filled, and memorable
events of my 43 years.
A day-long excursion on Dale Hollow Lake with a couple of good friends was
filled with excitement, planning, stalking and adrenaline rushes - not to
mention adventure.
We went on a Gator hunt - caught the gator, lost the gator, caught it
again, lost it again - and finally had to go home exhausted, but at the
same time, satisfied that none of us had ever had a day quite like this one
before - nor would we likely ever again.
The Gator Tale is circulated
For the past several months now, rumors have been circulating about an
alligator-like creature having been spotted on Dale Hollow Lake, and while
most of the tales put the "critter" in the vicinity of an area known as
"Cope Hollow", near the Kentucky-Tennessee border and just across the lake
from Dale Hollow Lake State Park, it was a somewhat unbelievable tale to
many.
Even with some "fuzzy" photos that surfaced a couple of months ago on the
internet that could have possibly been a photo of a small alligator like
creature on a log, that could have just as possibly been taken on Dale
Hollow Lake, without seeing the creature for myself, there was a strong
doubt that what we actually had was a photo of a rotten log that resembled
a small alligator. In other words, the proof was fuzzy, at best.
As the spring and summer progressed, the "gator tale" continued to surface
from time to time, with reported spottings and the usual logical
explanation that the animal was most likely someone's pet that had simply
grown too large for it's cage, and was released into Dale Hollow.
A warm climate animal, if there was a small alligator in Dale Hollow, it
would surely die over the upcoming winter, and from time to time, an
additional part of the story would surface that made it even more
unbelievable - that being of reported spottings of the "gator" last summer
and fall, meaning the warm climate invader had actually survived what was
one of the harshest winters we've had in Clinton County for the past
several years.
Couldn't be true. The gator tale had to be just another version of the
"Dale Hollow Monster" or "Lady in the Window" folklore that I've heard all
my life around the lake.
No gators here, despite the fuzzy internet photos.
Accomplices to the Adventure
This is where the story might begin to get somewhat hard to believe, so
we'll just be up front at this point and say that while those of us
involved in this Gator Adventure realize that we have been known for our
fun-filled antics over the years, and when together, our reputation for
being "serious" isn't the best.
My longest friendship has been that of nearly 40 years with Allen Smith,
now a Vice-President with the Bank of Clinton County, and one of my
"cohorts in crime" from our grade-school years through high school and for
the past 25 years of our post-high school adult life.
There isn't anything we haven't done together, especially if it sounded
like fun and might make for a good story later.
One of our specialities is pulling jokes, and while the victim of these
jokes are more often than not each other, we have been known to "gang-up"
on an unsuspecting victim from time to time, which is how Saturday's
adventure began.
The joke begins - early Saturday
While spending the weekend on the lake, we were summoned early Saturday to
make a short trip to Wisdom Dock to pick up another good friend, Fred
Groce, who was yet another member of the CCHS Class of 1976 and has spent
countless days and nights around us, on and off the lake, relaxing,
working on projects and usually having fun on the weekends.
After picking Fred up in Smith's aluminum fishing boat, the plan for the
day was briefly discussed and it seemed that Smith had put together an idea
that sounded like a lot of fun.
Having obviously rolled this joke around in his head for some time now, and
with the "Dale Hollow Gator Tale" still being circulated from one end of
the lake to the other, Smith had made a brief visit into town during his
lake vacation, to purchase some small, plastic alligators about a foot
long.
With a screw gun in the boat, we decided how much fun it would be to attach
one of these plastic gators to a log in the area where the gator was
supposedly now living.
Then we'd go back to the cabin, laugh about our most recent escapade and
figure out what to do with the rest of our Saturday.
The "joke" didn't last but a couple of seconds.
"Boys - there the x!se!wxx#ech is"
Traveling up the small fingerling of Dale Hollow Lake we refer to as Cope
Hollow, we passed a couple of boaters and waved at a few houseboat groups
along the shore as we traveled to the very end of the narrow area where our
plan was to come together.
Smith said he had previously searched out and found the "log" that was in
the internet picture and it was there that our plastic gators would find
their new home.
As we trolled toward the bushes, downed trees and logs in the end of the
cove, I remember thinking it did in fact look kind of swampy here and just
a little spooky as well.
With the log just a few feet in front of us, Smith stood up and began
reading his gear, reaching for a plastic gator, his screw gun and a couple
of decking screws.
As Freddie and I looked ahead at the approaching target log, it was Smith
who made the statement that would change our plans for the remainder of the
day.
"Boys" then came a silent period that seemed like it lasted for several
seconds before being followed by the words "there the x!se!wxx#ech is."
Fred and I both looked toward the log that Allen had us drifting toward,
and the silence that filled the air for the next several seconds was almost
deafening - sure enough - there the x!se!wxx#ech was!
We began a scramble inside that small boat, and for the life of me, I can't
remember what any of us was reaching for or trying to do, but I'm sure the
scene could have been a fantastic video on how "not" to act in a small
fishing boat.
Smith dropped the plastic gators, as well as the screw gun, which luckily
fell inside the boat, and quickly grabbed his digital camera, began
clicking away as Freddie and myself continued to walk over each other and
make our own excited exclamations about what lay in front of us - on the
very log we were about to use for a well-planned joke.
There he was, about four feet in length, brightly colored, slithering off
the log and into the water as he headed into a brushy area - probably to
get away from these three idiots in the boat who were causing all kinds of
commotion and probably were interrupting his early morning sun nap.
Sure enough - as it slowly swam in front of us, using its long tail and
four small legs - it was an alligator.
More jumping - more running around in the boat, and as Smith moved to the
front of the vessel for a closer look, I grabbed the camera and began
snapping more photos.
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